ONLY MARRIED MEN WILL TRULY UNDERSTAND

ONLY MARRIED MEN WILL TRULY UNDERSTAND.

       Husband:  aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
       Wife:  Jo aap kaho
       H:  Dal chawal bana lo
       W:  Abhi kal hi to khaye the
       H:  to sabji roti bana lo
       W:  bacche nahi khayenge
       H:  to chhole puri bana lo
       W:  mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai
       H:  eggs bhurji bana lo
       W:  aaj guruvaar hai
       H:  paraanthe ?
       W:  raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??
       H:  Hotel se mangwa lete hain?
       W:  roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye
       H:  kadhi chawal?
       W:  dahi nahi hai
       H:  idly sambar?
       W:  usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!
       H:  maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega
       W:  woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta
       H:  phir ab kya banaogi?
       W:  Jo aap kaho


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