Marathi Grafiti ..... New Version !!!

Mind blowing - Dialogue Delivery

MINDBLOWING: Telugu Star Balakrishna’s Dialogues in English 1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get your death certificate

2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u 
sneeze u all say HUTCH

3 ) U can become an engineer if u study in
engineering college. U cannot become a president if
u study in Presidency College 

4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u 
cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop

5) A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a 
software engineer cannot become a software

6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world
in world cup 

7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.. 

 
  

 

How do you feel now???

I know, me too.

TOLL FREE NUMBERS IN INDIA

HI ALL
 
This can really be a nice collection.

 Toll Free Numbers in India  


Airlines
Indian Airlines - 1800 180 1407
Jet Airways - 1800 22 5522
SpiceJet - 1800 180 3333
Air India -- 1800 22 7722
KingFisher - 1800 180 0101

Banks
ABN AMRO - 1800 11 2224
Canara Bank - 1800 44 6000
Citibank - 1800 44 2265
Corporatin Bank - 1800 443 555
Development Credit Bank - 1800 22 5769
HDFC Bank - 1800 227 227
ICICI Bank - 1800 333 499
ICICI Bank NRI - 1800 22 4848
IDBI Bank - 1800 11 6999
Indian Bank - 1800 425 1400
ING Vysya - 1800 44 9900
Kotak Mahindra Bank - 1800 22 6022
Lord Krishna Bank - 1800 11 2300
Punjab National Bank - 1800 122 222
State Bank of India - 1800 44 1955
Syndicate Bank - 1800 44 6655  

Automobiles
Mahindra Scorpio - 1800 22 6006
Maruti - 1800 111 515
Tata Motors - 1800 22 5552
Windshield Experts - 1800 11 3636


Computers/IT
Adrenalin - 1800 444 445
AMD - 1800 425 6664
Apple Computers - 1800 444 683
Canon - 1800 333 366
Cisco Systems - 1800 221 777
Compaq - HP - 1800 444 999
Data One Broadband - 1800 424 1800
Dell - 1800 444 026
Epson - 1800 44 0011
eSys - 3970 0011
Genesis Tally Academy - 1800 444 888
HCL - 1800 180 8080
IBM - 1800 443 333
Lexmark - 1800 22 4477
Marshal's Point - 1800 33 4488
Microsoft - 1800 111 100
Microsoft Virus Update - 1901 333 334
Seagate - 1800 180 1104
Symantec - 1800 44 5533
TVS Electronics - 1800 444 566
WeP Peripherals - 1800 44 6446
Wipro - 1800 333 312
xerox - 1800 180 1225
Zenith - 1800 222 004  
 

Indian Railway General Enquiry       131
Indian Railway Central Enquiry     131
Indian Railway Reservation     131
Indian Railway All Enquary     139
Indian Railway Railway Reservation Enquiry     1345,1335,1330
Indian Railway Centralised Railway Enquiry     1330/1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9  

Couriers/Packers & Movers ABT Courier - 1800 44 8585 AFL Wizz - 1800 22 9696 Agarwal Packers & Movers - 1800 11 4321 Associated Packers P Ltd - 1800 21 4560 DHL - 1800 111 345 FedEx - 1800 22 6161 Goel Packers & Movers - 1800 11 3456 UPS - 1800 22 7171 Home Appliances Aiwa/Sony - 1800 11 1188 Anchor Switches - 1800 22 7979 Blue Star - 1800 22 2200 Bose Audio - 1800 11 2673 Bru Coffee Vending Machines - 1800 44 7171 Daikin Air Conditioners - 1800 444 222 DishTV - 1800 12 3474 Faber Chimneys - 1800 21 4595 Godrej - 1800 22 5511 Grundfos Pumps - 1800 33 4555 LG - 1901 180 9999 Philips - 1800 22 4422 Samsung - 1800 113 444 Sanyo - 1800 11 0101 Voltas - 1800 33 4546 WorldSpace Satellite Radio - 1800 44 5432 Investments/ Finance CAMS - 1800 44 2267 Chola Mutual Fund - 1800 22 2300 Easy IPO's - 3030 5757 Fidelity Investments - 1800 180 8000 Franklin Templeton Fund - 1800 425 4255 J M Morgan Stanley - 1800 22 0004 Kotak Mutual Fund - 1800 222 626 LIC Housing Finance - 1800 44 0005 SBI Mutual Fund - 1800 22 3040 Sharekhan - 1800 22 7500 Tata Mutual Fund - 1800 22 0101 Travel Club Mahindra Holidays - 1800 33 4539 Cox & Kings - 1800 22 1235 God TV Tours - 1800 442 777 Kerala Tourism - 1800 444 747 Kumarakom Lake Resort - 1800 44 5030 Raj Travels & Tours - 1800 22 9900 Sita Tours - 1800 111 911 SOTC Tours - 1800 22 3344

Healthcare Best on Health - 1800 11 8899 Dr Batras - 1800 11 6767 GlaxoSmithKline - 1800 22 8797 Johnson & Johnson - 1800 22 8111 Kaya Skin Clinic - 1800 22 5292 LifeCell - 1800 44 5323 Manmar Technologies - 1800 33 4420 Pfizer - 1800 442 442 Roche Accu-Chek - 1800 11 45 46 Rudraksha - 1800 21 4708 Varilux Lenses - 1800 44 8383 VLCC - 1800 33 1262 Insurance AMP Sanmar - 1800 44 2200 Aviva - 1800 33 2244 Bajaj Allianz - 1800 22 5858 Chola MS General Insurance - 1800 44 5544 HDFC Standard Life - 1800 227 227 LIC - 1800 33 4433 Max New York Life - 1800 33 5577 Royal Sundaram - 1800 33 8899 SBI Life Insurance - 1800 22 9090 Hotel Reservations GRT Grand - 1800 44 5500 InterContinental Hotels Group - 1800 111 000 Marriott - 1800 22 0044 Sarovar Park Plaza - 1800 111 222 Taj Holidays - 1800 111 825 Teleshoppin Asian Sky Shop - 1800 22 1800 Jaipan Teleshoppe - 1800 11 5225 Tele Brands - 1800 11 8000 VMI Teleshopping - 1800 447 777 WWS Teleshopping - 1800 220 777 Others Domino's Pizza - 1800 111 123   Cell Phones BenQ - 1800 22 08 08 Bird CellPhones - 1800 11 7700 Motorola MotoAssist - 1800 11 1211 Nokia - 3030 3838 Sony Ericsson - 3901 1111

Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks

LONDON—Barely a month after marrying 29-year-old Kate Middleton in a royal wedding ceremony watched by an estimated 2 billion people worldwide, Prince William announced Tuesday that he and Middleton have divorced and that the entire marriage was "a tremendous mistake in every possible regard." "I really don't know what I was thinking—we're a terrible match, I don't love her and never have, and, to be honest, I never really had any interest in being married in the first place," announced the now unattached Prince William to a dead-silent British press corps. "People thought our wedding was some sort of fairy tale, but I assure you it was all just some ghastly ceremonial farce that got out of hand. I'm just relieved it's over, frankly. And I'm glad I'll never have to see that awful woman again." Prince William then told the assembled reporters, "Well, see you all later," smiled, and walked back into Buckingham Palace